Hi. I'm an editor and (sometimes) writer over at comedy superpower Cracked.com.
The articles I've written have reached a combined readership of over 31,800,000, while the articles I've edited have Internet-slapped over 299,000,000 people right in their unsuspecting eyeballs! I'm also a contributor to The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew, also known as That Book That Lives on Your Coffee Table.
If you're raring to offer me a multi-million dollar book deal, or maybe just have a compelling urge to challenge me to some good old-fashioned fisticuffs, then by all means have at it. Fair warning, though: I fight dirty.